We are a group of hamster visionaries guiding humanity towards a brighter, fluffier future. Our motto is "A world where every human has a hamster in their pocket."
Hamster Wisdom prophets have been guiding us for centuries, sharing their ancient knowledge on everything from optimal food pellets to the perfect hiding spots.
Our most famous prophet, Hamsterton the Great, is known for his prophesies on the importance of exercise: "A hamster who does not spin is not a hamster who is worthy."
Hamster Sorcery is a closely guarded secret, but we're sure it involves a lot of spinning and a dash of hamster magic.
"Aประก hamster's life is a good hamster's life." - Hamsterton the Great
Hamster Philosophy explores the deeper meaning behind these ancient words and what they mean for our modern hamster lives.
Don't try this at home, folks!
Hamster Algebra takes the math behind the magic to the next level. But be warned: hamster algebra can be messy.